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| U Chav |
| 01.05.05 (1:29 am) [edit] |
You learn something every day, just today I learnt the meaning of 'Chav' a person who is sought of one level up from trailor park trash but only with more money. More Chav info at www.chavscum.com. In a test I scored a respectable 25% in the Chav test (lower the better), the question are as follows;
Has any friends of family members been pregnant under the age of 20?
Do you know the location of your local JD Sports store?
Do you own more trainers then normal shoes?
Have you ever bought / worn any of these labels? Hackett, Ben Sherman, Kappa, Nickelson?
Have you ever reffered to your home as your 'Gaff' 'Drum' 'Yard' ?
Do you think David Beckham is a leading male style icon?
Have you ever bough Super Kings?
Do any of your friends or family own a Staffordshire Bull Terrier?
Have you ever had a fight with cab driver?
Have you ever worn hoop earings?
Do you think Starbucks coffess are too expensive?
Have you ever thrown up in the street?
Have you ever vandalised a phone booth?
Have you ever reffered to your frends as your 'crew' or your' massive'
Do you know who Mike Skinner is?
Have you ever had a pay as you go gas or electricity meter?
Have you ever lived above the fourth floor?
Do you use external Christmas decorations?
Did you think the Fast and Furious deserved an Oscar Nomination?
Have you ever visited a friend or family member in jail?
Do you know a drug dealer?
Are tinted windows cool?
Have you ever bought 'economy' brand at Sainsbury's?
Do you listen to Drum n Bass?
Have you ever purchased jewlery at H.Samuel?
Have you ever been too, Falaraki, Magaluf or Benidorm?
Do you know anyone from Hastings or Croydon?
Do you enjoy theme parks and fun fairs?
Have you ever had a full English Breakfast abroad?
Are any of your friends of family receiving a benefit?
Have any of your friends or family been buried by Co-op Funeral Directors?
Did you know the capital of Australia is Sydney?
Have you ever been to Chelsea Football Club?
Do you own a gold chain, soverign ring or Burberry Cap?
Have you ever shopped at Bluewater?
Are you scared of your neighbours?
Would you consider buying any of these cars? Vauxhal Corsa, Ford Fiesta, Impreza, Fiar Punto?
Dio you read Max Power, The Daily Star, Heat or the Sun?
Do you ever wear a tracksuit when you have no intention of playing sport?
Have you ever been escorted from a shopping centre / pub?
Do you know know the term 'Croydon Face Lift'
Have you ever ordered Ham Egg and Chips at a restaurant?
Do you understand text abberviations (ie, l8r - later, wiv - with, da - the, b4 - before)
Have you ever seen / been involbed in a fight at a wedding?
Have you ever drank Lager before midday?
Would you consider a honeymoon in Teneriffe?
Today I also learnt that a 'Croydon Face Lift' is when a woman ties all her back in a tight bun in the back of her head so tightly that the 'face lift' effect happens.
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